Monday, 22 February 2010

Oh, Spam - How I've Missed You!

Back online. This is the end of a long, personal nightmare for me. Over 1000 messages to go through across my various email accounts, many of them from strangers with concerns over the dimensions of my cock.

So, did I miss anything?


  1. Those strangers who've been e-mailing you obviously got bored of your not replying and started taking the same kind of unhealthy interest in me...

  2. Working my way through to the end of the email mountain now, and finally having time to look at the actual internet again.

    It's strange. I guess I thought someone might have hoovered it while I was away.


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